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Milton Jones is 0ut There

Milton Jones is Out There. No, really out there and this time he hasn't just forgotten his keys. He's holding up the mirror of truth to society, and he can see right through it, which means its probably just a window. In his brand new show he'll be putting his foot down and lifting the lid on the pedal bin of lies of the media (which doesn't include this press release obviously). He will also be scaling the heights of fashion at the risk of falling into a terrible cravat. Milton will be talking about his life so far - the ups, the downs and why buying his own see-saw was the best decision he ever made. But perhaps he should give all this up and seek the highest office in the land - but how do you get a desk and a swivel chair up a mountain? Oh and now he wants to be Prime Minister too. Can we do worse than the politicians we already have? Yes we can!

ABSURDIST ONE-LINE MASTERPIECES’
The Times

‘THE BEST ONE-LINER MERCHANT IN BRITISH COMEDY’
Chortle

‘PUN-DERFUL JONES LEAVES THE AUDIENCE GAGGING FOR MORE’
*****
Metro

‘JONES’S ONE-LINERS REACH A NEW HEIGHT’
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Time Out

‘BEAUTIFUL ONE LINERS SO SKILLFULLY SCULPTED, YOU DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR PUT THEM ON YOUR MANTLEPIECE’.
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Guardian


Dates: Thursday 19th October
Doors:7.00pm, Show 7.30pm
Tickets: £26.00 + booking fee*

BOX OFFICES:

Theatre Box Office (next door to the theatre)
Mon - Fri, 9am - 5pm Tel. 01383 740 384

Kingsgate Box Office (next to Debenhams)
Friday from 10.00am - 2.30pm
Saturday from 10.00am until 5.00pm Tel. 01383 733 666

Online Tickets (and out of office hours)
www.ticketmaster.co.uk; tel 08444 99 99 90


*A booking fee of £2.50 will be applied to all tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre Box Office. Booking fee on tickets purchased through other agencies may vary.

There is generally an age limit of 14+, however this may change depending on the performance.
 

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