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The biggest comedy hit in Scotland since Mrs Brown’s Boys. After two sell-out tours of Scotland, The girls are back for one final tour of “The Dolls Abroad”.

Starring Louise McCarthy (Only an Excuse?) and Gayle Telfer Stevens (River City), The Dolls Abroad is the must-see comedy for 2017.

Having scrubbed toilets and pubs across Scotland, The Dolls are in need of a holiday. And this year a wander down Dunoon promenade just isn't going to cut the mustard!

Luckily fate intervenes when Agnes wins top prize at Big Bella’s Bingo – an all-expense paid holiday in Greece, and she’s taking her lifelong pal Sadie along for the ride.

What follows is a whirlwind of ungodly heat, new foods (Tzatziki’s a food? We thought it was an infection) and an unlikely romance. However, in the end the most important discovery is that a friendship found gabbing over the toilet bowl is a friendship for life!

Fasten your seatbelts as The Dolls take you on the gutter budget trip of a lifetime, with comedy banter, sing-alongs and all the fun that fans have come to expect from Scotland’s favourite Scrubbers.

Not for the fainthearted or the kids under 16.


Date: Saturday 21st October 2017
Doors: 7pm Show 7.30pm
Tickets: £25.00* + booking fee


Theatre Box Office
(next door to the theatre)
Mon - Fri, 10am - 5pm Tel. 01383 740 384

Kingsgate Box Office (next to Debenhams)
Friday from 10.00am - 2.30pm
Saturday from 10.00am until 5.00pm Tel. 01383 733 666

Online Tickets (and out of office hours)
www.ticketmaster.co.uk; tel 08444 99 99 90

*A booking fee of £2.50 will be applied to all tickets purchased from the Alhambra Theatre Box Office. Booking fee on tickets purchased through other agencies may vary.

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